| Olaf
died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue
needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends
Swen and Lars to come and try to I.D. the body.
Swen went in and the mortician pulled back the
sheet and Swen said "Yaa, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him
over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Swen looked
at his ass and said "No dat ain't Olaf."
The mortician didn't say any thing but thought
that was kind of strange.
Then he brought in Lars to I.D. the body and
Lars looked at him and said "Yaa he's burnt real bad, roll
him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Lars looked
down at his ass and said "No dat ain't Olaf."
The mortician said "How can you tell?"
Lars said "Well Olaf had two
assholes."
"What? he had two assholes?" said the
mortician.
"Yaa, everyone in town knew he had two
assholes. Every time the three of us went to town everyone would
say "Here comes Olaf with them two assholes!" |
