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guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs
some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table,
grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you
see what your monkey just did?"
The guy says, "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool
table, whole!", says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,"
replied the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little
bastard. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes
his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he
has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts
running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink,
the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it,
sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see
what your monkey did now?", he asks.
"Now what?", responds the patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his
ass, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,"
replied the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but
ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything
first!" |
