| Two
old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a
cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her
purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her
cigarette and continued to smoke. Sort of a raincoat for her
cigarette. Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that’s a good
idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said,
"It’s a condom." "A condom? Where do you get
those?" The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you
could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies
arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into
the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The
pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old
lady was interested in condoms, but he asked her, "What size
do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute
and then said, "One that will fit a Camel!" |
