| A
very shy guy goes into a club and sees a beautiful woman sitting
at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his
courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively,
"Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top
of her lungs, "No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring
at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely
embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman
walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says,
"I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate
student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of
his lungs, "What do you mean, $200?"
Go ahead and pick out the sheep you
want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and
put it in her car. Upon watching this, the herder approached the
woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for
you".
"What is it?", queried
the woman.
"If I can guess the real color
of your hair... can I have my dog back?" |
