| An
Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are
having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Irishman
says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back
in Dublin, there’s a better one. At Finnegan's, you buy a drink,
you buy another drink, and old man Finnegan himself will buy your
third drink!"
The others agree
that sounds like a nice place.
Then the Italian
says, "Yeah, that’s a nice bar, but where I come from,
there’s a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there’s this place,
Vinny’s. At Vinny’s, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink.
You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink."
Everyone agrees
that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Polish guy
says, "You think that’s great? Where I come from, there’s
this place called Warshowski’s. At Warshowski’s, they buy you
your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you
your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you
laid!"
"Wow!"
say the other two. "That’s fantastic! Did that actually
happen to you?"
"No,"
replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister!" |
