| A
man in his mid twenties is despretly trying to get laid. So
he ask around downtown New York to try to find the cheapest whore
house. Finally a guy tells him where he can get some for $5.
He goes there and gives the head misteress $5 and says, "I
want the best I can get for the amount that I gave you."
She leads him to a far back room.
And all that is in there is a chicken. At the start the guy
refuced to have sex with the chicken. But, later he relized
that he was’t going to get his $5 back so he said, "might
as well make the best of the situation." So, he indeed
has sex with the chicken.
Next week the guy comes back with
$10. He gives the money to the head mistress and says,
"I want the best I can get for the money that I gave
you." So, the lady leads him into a room with lots of
other men. She tells him to sit down so he does. Then
after a few minutes a curtain opens and their are 2 ladies having
sex in another room with a one-way mirror. The man turns to
the guy sitting next to him and says, "Man this is a great
deal for just $10." The guy sitting next to him says,
"You should of been here last week. We got to watch a
guy have sex with a chicken." |
