| A
blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
Lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and
the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a
steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the
saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot
seem to get a firm grip... She tries to throw her arms around the
horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse
anyway...
The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail
grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to
safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves
as her head is struck against the ground over and over... As her
head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her good fortune.... The Wal-Mart Manager
sees her and shuts off the horse. |
