| Two guys from Alabama are
standing on a porch with nothing to do. Vern: "What to you want to do, Zeke?"
Zeke: "We could play this new game
I jus learnt."
Vern: "What game is that?"
Zeke: "They call it Twenty
Questions. I writes down a word, and you git to ask me up
to 20 questions to figur it out."
Vern agrees to play, so Zeke writes
down "Mule Dick."
Vern asks "Can you eat it?"
Zeke laughs and answers "Well, I
supposin you could, if you had to."
Vern: "Is it Mule Dick?"
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