| Two
elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years,
decided they needed to visit the local cat-house.
When they arrived,
the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn’t going to
waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used
"blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each
man’s room and left them to their business.
After the two men
were finished, they started walking home and began talking. The
first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never
moved, talked or even groaned. How was it for you?"
The second man
replied, "I think mine was a witch. When I nibbled on her
breast..... she farted and flew out the window!" |
